Should you ever get on a train ffrom Edinburgh to Glasgow Central, setting off from platform 11, and you find that you are on the wrong train, here's what to do. Disembark at Larbet; exit the station and re-enter around the other side; catch a train from there that really goes to Glasgow Central. Be sure not to get on one going back to Edinburgh.
   Don't ask me how I know. I just know, all right?