I was in Glasgow the other day (for a proofreaders' meeting, no less) and I popped into Waterstones in Sauchiehall street. I wanted something to eat but of course I couldn't resist looking to see if my book was there.
  It was!
   All excited, I told the guy on the till, and he got me to sign the shelf copy and took a photo of me proudly holding Three Into One Does Go. He said he'd post the photo on Waterstones Instagram account, but I've no idea if he did.
  Anyway, I swaggered back out onto Sauchiehall Street feeling quite the famous author.